Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M A cartoon pirate mascot in

A cartoon pirate mascot in a yellow uniform and tricorn hat marked with an "S" leans on a bat

Golden-yellow script text reads "Italian Villa" above block sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

its body shaped as a taco shell filled with green lettuce

Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses

Distressed cream block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above "CALIFORNIA LEAGUE

Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M A cartoon pirate mascot inNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack