The Smooth Talker | Candy Hearts Modal Bikini Underwear Size:2X These American flag overalls are

These American flag overalls are not for the faint of heart

Remember when a peach and an eggplant used to just be the ingredients in a really bad smoothie

despite what you might think

make me a hot toddy and take off my pants to show off these buff check cheeky undies as I admire that beautiful piece of wood

I was hotter than a pig's loins

The Smooth Talker | Candy Hearts Modal Bikini Underwear Size:2X These American flag overalls areWhat do you get when you squish a bunch of chalk dust together into a heart shape and then write something corny on it? The worst candy known to man. These raunchy bikini undies add some fresh spice to an old classic. Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your crotch to read them.