The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Wrap Dress perm unpublish we made this red Shinesty

we made this red Shinesty snapback to inform everyone that

They have a bonafide ball pouch (AKA they keep the kids out of the grundle) and are made from ultra soft MicroModal so you can keep the boys primed until it's time to be wined

but we are not hipsters and here is why:

Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead

No matter how dead the depths of winter have you feeling inside

The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Wrap Dress perm unpublish we made this red ShinestyThis Xmas tree camouflage wrap dress is just like concealer but for your entire body. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc. This festive green dress is your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear.