Clown World Dad hat optimist 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar

7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar

The technocratic authoritarians have stepped openly into the spotlight and proudly show their teeth

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while mesh side pockets handle your phone

the main comic book producers lobbied Congress to back off as they would vigorously self-regulate before the feds stepped in and really threw their weight around

Clown World Dad hat optimist 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collarWelcome to the circus. The official headwear of modern civilization. This Clown World Dad Hat is your daily uniform for surviving absurdity with style. A clean, low profile chino twill cap featuring a high stitch embroidered clown face that says everything youre thinking without a word. Whether youre watching the economy implode, the news spin itself into delirium, or your neighbor argue with a toaster online, this hats got you covered. Literally.