Apron - ALF OG MUSHROOM XMAS25 It’s compact enough to throw

It’s compact enough to throw into your purse or luggage so that you can have your shit with you wherever you go

3 pocket Fanny pack to hide all your drugs in during festivals

and a zipper coin pocket

Maybe it will get you laid if you’re buying a chick dinner and she sees how quirky you are with this wallet and she ends up giving you the best head of your life

Your cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about… our hilarious apron

Apron - ALF OG MUSHROOM XMAS25 It’s compact enough to throwYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.