Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Klopeks never stood a chance

Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment

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" above a red hummingbird gripping a blue baseball

the team carried roughneck grit onto the diamond

Sports fandom peaks when your strongest opinion is that you've been made aware of the general concept

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Klopeks never stood a chanceAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white