Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Apparently the holidays need more

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Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Apparently the holidays need moreDaring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable. Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department. The Details: Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.