Bandit & Snowman 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L BMX riders describe their childhood

BMX riders describe their childhood like they're in witness protection explaining a prior identity

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Distressed golden-yellow Weyland-Yutani corporate logo and text reading 'WEYLAND-YUTANI CORPORATION' sit at the top above a white blueprint-style schematic of the Nostromo spacecraft

Bandit & Snowman 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L BMX riders describe their childhoodRunning 400 cases of Coors across state lines is the most transparent campaign platform in American history. Snowman handles logistics while Bandit handles the distractions, which is more division of labor than most tickets offer. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Blue serif text reads "BANDIT & SNOWMAN" with red "'28" to the right, flanked by red and blue stars. Two halftone portraits face each other, Bandit in red tones wearing a