Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt laguna beach with large curved text reading

with large curved text reading "SHERIFFS" below

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

serving seafood to locals and travelers from the mid-century era onward

Large red decorative cursive lettering with golden-yellow outlines reads "Deebo's" across the center

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt laguna beach with large curved text readingA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue