Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and now it needs an

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

a curved arrow indicating direction

Along the California peninsula

and diagonal red stripes

Chappy's flight academy curriculum includes stealing military hardware and setting your training montage to Queen

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and now it needs anDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe