I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals read

Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals read "HOTEL AND CASINO" below

Hand rendered in bold orange

Design inspired by The Office

just walk in furry and walk out with kegs

Generations of Tannens keep landing face-first in the inventory

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals readBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I