It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S speckled treatment

speckled treatment

Arched distressed white block text reads "FRUIT PICKERS" above a retro cartoon mascot of a golden-orange anthropomorphic peach swinging a bat

Wooster Skateland closed decades ago

Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles

and black cleats swings a bat mid-stride

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S speckled treatmentBilly Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for, proving street philosophy peaks right around late November. Thanksgiving dinner hits different when the jive turkey at the table is you. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text reads "It Ain't Cool Being No" on the first line, "Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line, and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line, all centered in a weathered screen print style. Fit &