Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Bold white italic sans-serif text

Bold white italic sans-serif text reads "G

with horizontal speed lines trailing behind the vehicle

being insufferable at parties

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

with bold white block letters reading "CHRISTMAS" and bold green block letters reading "PARTY" below

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Bold white italic sans-serif textSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit