Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL " "SAY GOODBYE

" "SAY GOODBYE

Distressed white Gothic blackletter text arching overhead reads "The Second

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

and colorful toppings

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL " "SAY GOODBYEChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a