David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL "In Your Handwriting" means this

"In Your Handwriting" means this doormat perfected forgery before he ever perfected a fist

giving agricultural towns a team to rally behind long before television changed everything

" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice

" with red text reading "SERVED IN A DIRTY ASHTRAY

A hand-drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden-yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL "In Your Handwriting" means thisDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck