Breast Man - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural Somewhere a marathon finisher is

Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

They gave Kalamazoo something to rally around every summer

and platform shoes that defy every law of physics

Eighty-seven beers ago

Breast Man - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural Somewhere a marathon finisher isDeclaring yourself a breast man while pointing at a turkey is the Thanksgiving equivalent of a diplomatic immunity card. That bird silhouette is doing more legal defense work than most public defenders handle in a year. The Details: Distressed burnt orange turkey silhouette in profile with fanned tail feathers stands in a vintage weathered print style. Bold blocky sans serif text below reads "BREAST MAN" in matching burnt orange ink with heavy