Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrocomputer Misanthropy written in wedding invitation

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

White mountain peaks with a small AT-AT walker silhouette sit above cyan and white text reading "HOTH" inside a rounded rectangle

" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

Nobody escapes that stare

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrocomputer Misanthropy written in wedding invitationNaming your retail empire "Tall & Fat" is the kind of radical honesty that makes every focus group consultant weep. Melon built 150 locations by refusing to pretend big guys wanted to shop somewhere called "The Slender Gentleman." Inspired by Back to School. The Details: Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white to light blue gradient fill and dark border, containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble