If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix A posterized illustration of Ignacio

A posterized illustration of Ignacio in a red shirt is centered among a fan of golden-yellow tortilla chips

Nevada's Lunatics played Class D ball in the Missouri Valley League starting in 1901

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

Clubs like this gave working folks a reason to gather on summer evenings

" A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a cowboy pitcher in mid-throw

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix A posterized illustration of IgnacioRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered