Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

This funny adult humor design is perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties or any gathering that needs a touch of bold holiday spirit

splatter marks

A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery stalk character strides forward with leafy tops sprouting from its head

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Santa winking while telling kidsOrnaments hanging that low on a branch are doing exactly what the designer intended, and everybody at the holiday party knows it. The stars scattered around are just there to give your grandmother plausible deniability. The Details: Bold red retro text reads "Balls Deep" above a green pine branch illustration with two distressed red ornament balls hanging from it. Red text reads "in Christmas Spirit" to the right of the ornaments, surrounded by