I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Mount Rushmore holding beers is

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

Golden-yellow script text reads "Whiskey Helps" in a brush-style cursive with sweeping tails and rounded strokes

Distressed red text reads "PEDRO CERRANO'S" above two crossed baseball bats with red furry coverings on the barrels

this one’s perfect for fans of vintage sitcoms

Minor league baseball in that era was the lifeblood of rural communities

I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Mount Rushmore holding beers isFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red