Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold rounded sans-serif text in

Bold rounded sans-serif text in dark navy reads "OCTOPI" above "OCTOPUSES" above "OCTOPODES

Blue text reads "EST

Class A ball in a small agricultural town meant everything to the people who showed up on warm summer nights

White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

Original branding reimagined by m00nshot for the lost baseball teams of yesteryear for which mostly nothing exists

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold rounded sans-serif text inParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming