Next Stop Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor " Teal-green italic capitals read

" Teal-green italic capitals read "HOME OF THE GLAIVE" beside a stylized teal-green Glaive icon

Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today

font since 1986

Repeated horizontal lines cascade downward from the letterforms

carrying the name of the orchards that once defined the region

Next Stop Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor " Teal-green italic capitals readAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.