Beaver Liquor - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Distressed cream serif text reads

Distressed cream serif text reads "ALEXANDRIA

Distressed pink halftone portraits depict Violet

Featuring the classic quote

so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade

this funny design puts a clever twist on classic rock lyrics while capturing the spirit of Home Alone

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Distressed cream serif text readsBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text