Get Off Your High Horse - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black underlined by a diagonal lightning

underlined by a diagonal lightning bolt

Jesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage

throwing a rock horns gesture with one raised hand

centered around a bright yellow explosion burst with red spark lines radiating outward and small white stars scattered around it

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Get Off Your High Horse - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black underlined by a diagonal lightningHorses got immortalized in war poetry and bronze statues, and this one looks like it spent four hours wondering if grain is just tiny bread. Moral superiority hits different when your eyes match the barn door. The Details: Retro groovy white bubble lettering arched across the top reads "GET OFF YOUR" above "HIGH HORSE." Below, a vintage hand drawn horse head in profile shows reddish brown and orange coloring, a golden yellow mane, bloodshot red eyes,