The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Stealing from Jobu remains the

Stealing from Jobu remains the worst risk-reward calculation in baseball history

CLASS D" above "BASEBALL CLUB" at the bottom

curious smile

followed by smaller black text reading "THE SHOWPLACE OF THE NATION" and black italic serif text reading "Las Vegas

Bold black curved serif text reads "I'M A MESS" across the top

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Stealing from Jobu remains theCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie