Sleighin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain

High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest

Ordering extra anchovies at Señor Pizza is less a topping preference and more a coded request for Randy's off-menu delivery services

with a weathered

Cream flowing script reads "the Biltmore" above "Terrace" in block serif capitals

Tuberculosis took his lungs but never once touched his timing

Sleighin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL High-contrast posterized illustration depicts BlainSanta's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card, acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit. Spelling it with an E I G H is just plausible deniability for the office party. The Details: A hand throwing the devil horns gesture extends from a red cuff with distressed white fur trim, rendered in skin tone, red, white, and black ink with a weathered texture. Distressed white gothic style script