Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs " with "NO I

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with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

Zero ambition

A vintage cartoon king wearing a crown and holding a bowling ball stands against a large black "K

Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt dogs " with "NO INinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters