Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black holding a TEC-9 upright over

holding a TEC-9 upright over his right shoulder

Hot dogs as a craving have never required this much plausible deniability

Minor league ball was the soul of rural America in those years

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

Pilgrims literally crossed an ocean specifically to settle and then named their whole identity after it

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black holding a TEC-9 upright overBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact