Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL flanked by "19" and "80

flanked by "19" and "80

and colorful toppings

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL flanked by "19" and "80Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.