Four Score and 7 Beers Ago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL surrounded by white bubbles

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Printing a full street address and phone number for a roller rink that closed decades ago is the most optimistic thing on any garment in this building

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Distressed white arched text reads "FROG BROTHERS" above "VAMPIRE HUNTERS" curving around a large cross with a sharpened stake base

Four Score and 7 Beers Ago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL surrounded by white bubblesLincoln survived a civil war and a theater balcony only to become the patron saint of guys who shotgun Busch Light before noon on the Fourth. Gettysburg Address energy, tailgate execution. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "FOUR SCORE" across the top. Below, a digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln wearing American flag shutter shades, a red trucker cap reading "Merica," and a beer can holder helmet with two silver cans mounted on